Oh no...

"Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures)
10/12/2016 at 11:53 • Filed to: None

It looks like this BMW leaked douche all over the ground. There must be a flat-brimmed hat somewhere around here to sop it up.

DISCUSSION (19)

Rico > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
10/12/2016 at 11:55

So many cars have this now that I’m completely unphased. Just saw a Mustang AND a Lincoln with them.

E90M3 > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
10/12/2016 at 11:59

Kinja'd!!!

TysMagic > Rico
10/12/2016 at 12:02

those at least came with it stock. AND it makes sense because it comes on as you come up to the car....vs this is just happening from when the door is open

Rico > TysMagic
10/12/2016 at 12:03

True, I just don’t get why it’s even a thing!

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Rico
10/12/2016 at 12:03

For some reason, the Mustang one is fun, like it’s “Ground Speed” and other flashy stuff. On luxury cars however... yuck.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
10/12/2016 at 12:05

If only they were half as useful as an actual puddle light.

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > E90M3
10/12/2016 at 12:05

Agreed, mostly. It was a rental 528 (through Turo.com, review coming soon) with the 8 speed and I must say that was the best automatic I’ve ever driven. Too many gears, but the changes were fast and smooth and I could leave it in auto mode with no problems.

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
10/12/2016 at 12:05

Douchy? Yeah, but it’s enough to impress a lot of non-car people. I know a guy who installed those puddle lights in his E90 and it almost draws more attention than the douch matte wrap on his car.

E90M3 > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
10/12/2016 at 12:06

I had a 528i as a loaner from the dealer before, it wasn’t bad at all.

Urambo Tauro > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
10/12/2016 at 12:06

Puddle lamps are great, but the logo is just too much IMO.

Rico > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
10/12/2016 at 12:08

I saw a GLE with the projectors coming out of the mirror housing before entering. It was cool but I can see it getting old right away. I would instead prefer something clever like say the Batman logo.

Textured Soy Protein > Rico
10/12/2016 at 12:11

There’s an old yellow Mitsubishi Lancer near me with a bunch of Batman decals on it. Also there used to be a white Range Rover with Punisher decals. Apparently love of comic book decals on vehicles spans all tax brackets.

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Rico
10/12/2016 at 12:11

Yeah, it’s the branding that gets me. A puddle light can be useful, but does it have to be yet another way to shout out your brand?